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-Hailing from parts unknown! -Purveyor of Fine Toots -Comma enthusiast -Boytato -He thinks he's funny / Please humor him Musical noodlings and loops: http:// youtube.com/@the_etrain My bullshit: https:// justmytoots.com/@the_etrain@be ige.party # nosearch # nobot # noindex

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Staff Chief of Joints

@the_etrain@beige.party

-Hailing from parts unknown! -Purveyor of Fine Toots -Comma enthusiast -Boytato -He thinks he's funny / Please humor him Musical noodlings and loops: http:// youtube.com/@the_etrain My bullshit: https:// justmytoots.com/@the_etrain@be ige.party # nosearch # nobot # noindex

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@the_etrain@beige.party · 9h ago

Good news: I've created a self-sustaining fusion reaction. Bad news: it's in my colon.

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-Hailing from parts unknown! -Purveyor of Fine Toots -Comma enthusiast -Boytato -He thinks he's funny / Please humor him Musical noodlings and loops: http:// youtube.com/@the_etrain My bullshit: https:// justmytoots.com/@the_etrain@be ige.party # nosearch # nobot # noindex

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Staff Chief of Joints

@the_etrain@beige.party

-Hailing from parts unknown! -Purveyor of Fine Toots -Comma enthusiast -Boytato -He thinks he's funny / Please humor him Musical noodlings and loops: http:// youtube.com/@the_etrain My bullshit: https:// justmytoots.com/@the_etrain@be ige.party # nosearch # nobot # noindex

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@the_etrain@beige.party · 3d ago

Barista: Can I get a name for the order?

Me: *looks around* *leans in* *whispers* ...Banksy.

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@the_etrain@beige.party

-Hailing from parts unknown! -Purveyor of Fine Toots -Comma enthusiast -Boytato -He thinks he's funny / Please humor him Musical noodlings and loops: http:// youtube.com/@the_etrain My bullshit: https:// justmytoots.com/@the_etrain@be ige.party # nosearch # nobot # noindex

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Staff Chief of Joints

@the_etrain@beige.party

-Hailing from parts unknown! -Purveyor of Fine Toots -Comma enthusiast -Boytato -He thinks he's funny / Please humor him Musical noodlings and loops: http:// youtube.com/@the_etrain My bullshit: https:// justmytoots.com/@the_etrain@be ige.party # nosearch # nobot # noindex

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@the_etrain@beige.party · 5d ago

St. Patrick's Day sale down the pet shop. All snakes must go!

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@the_etrain@beige.party

-Hailing from parts unknown! -Purveyor of Fine Toots -Comma enthusiast -Boytato -He thinks he's funny / Please humor him Musical noodlings and loops: http:// youtube.com/@the_etrain My bullshit: https:// justmytoots.com/@the_etrain@be ige.party # nosearch # nobot # noindex

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Staff Chief of Joints

@the_etrain@beige.party

-Hailing from parts unknown! -Purveyor of Fine Toots -Comma enthusiast -Boytato -He thinks he's funny / Please humor him Musical noodlings and loops: http:// youtube.com/@the_etrain My bullshit: https:// justmytoots.com/@the_etrain@be ige.party # nosearch # nobot # noindex

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@the_etrain@beige.party · Mar 15, 2026

Why we gotta maxx everything now? I wanna live in that meaty part of the bell curve. I call it Lifemidding.

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@the_etrain@beige.party

-Hailing from parts unknown! -Purveyor of Fine Toots -Comma enthusiast -Boytato -He thinks he's funny / Please humor him Musical noodlings and loops: http:// youtube.com/@the_etrain My bullshit: https:// justmytoots.com/@the_etrain@be ige.party # nosearch # nobot # noindex

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Staff Chief of Joints

@the_etrain@beige.party

-Hailing from parts unknown! -Purveyor of Fine Toots -Comma enthusiast -Boytato -He thinks he's funny / Please humor him Musical noodlings and loops: http:// youtube.com/@the_etrain My bullshit: https:// justmytoots.com/@the_etrain@be ige.party # nosearch # nobot # noindex

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@the_etrain@beige.party · Mar 14, 2026

Bullshit. Final answer.

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@the_etrain@beige.party

-Hailing from parts unknown! -Purveyor of Fine Toots -Comma enthusiast -Boytato -He thinks he's funny / Please humor him Musical noodlings and loops: http:// youtube.com/@the_etrain My bullshit: https:// justmytoots.com/@the_etrain@be ige.party # nosearch # nobot # noindex

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@the_etrain@beige.party

-Hailing from parts unknown! -Purveyor of Fine Toots -Comma enthusiast -Boytato -He thinks he's funny / Please humor him Musical noodlings and loops: http:// youtube.com/@the_etrain My bullshit: https:// justmytoots.com/@the_etrain@be ige.party # nosearch # nobot # noindex

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@the_etrain@beige.party · Mar 14, 2026

I don't have enough thoughts racing through my mind. How can I cram the thoughts of several hundred other people in there? Ah, yes. Social media.

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-Hailing from parts unknown! -Purveyor of Fine Toots -Comma enthusiast -Boytato -He thinks he's funny / Please humor him Musical noodlings and loops: http:// youtube.com/@the_etrain My bullshit: https:// justmytoots.com/@the_etrain@be ige.party # nosearch # nobot # noindex

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Staff Chief of Joints

@the_etrain@beige.party

-Hailing from parts unknown! -Purveyor of Fine Toots -Comma enthusiast -Boytato -He thinks he's funny / Please humor him Musical noodlings and loops: http:// youtube.com/@the_etrain My bullshit: https:// justmytoots.com/@the_etrain@be ige.party # nosearch # nobot # noindex

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@the_etrain@beige.party · Mar 13, 2026

Had a bad case of dank memes one time. Got prescribed an antifungal and it cleared right up.

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@the_etrain@beige.party

-Hailing from parts unknown! -Purveyor of Fine Toots -Comma enthusiast -Boytato -He thinks he's funny / Please humor him Musical noodlings and loops: http:// youtube.com/@the_etrain My bullshit: https:// justmytoots.com/@the_etrain@be ige.party # nosearch # nobot # noindex

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Staff Chief of Joints

@the_etrain@beige.party

-Hailing from parts unknown! -Purveyor of Fine Toots -Comma enthusiast -Boytato -He thinks he's funny / Please humor him Musical noodlings and loops: http:// youtube.com/@the_etrain My bullshit: https:// justmytoots.com/@the_etrain@be ige.party # nosearch # nobot # noindex

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@the_etrain@beige.party · Mar 10, 2026

Make sure you thank an Italian plumber for their service today.

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-Hailing from parts unknown! -Purveyor of Fine Toots -Comma enthusiast -Boytato -He thinks he's funny / Please humor him Musical noodlings and loops: http:// youtube.com/@the_etrain My bullshit: https:// justmytoots.com/@the_etrain@be ige.party # nosearch # nobot # noindex

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Staff Chief of Joints

@the_etrain@beige.party

-Hailing from parts unknown! -Purveyor of Fine Toots -Comma enthusiast -Boytato -He thinks he's funny / Please humor him Musical noodlings and loops: http:// youtube.com/@the_etrain My bullshit: https:// justmytoots.com/@the_etrain@be ige.party # nosearch # nobot # noindex

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@the_etrain@beige.party · Mar 10, 2026

Fudge not, lest ye be fudged yourself.

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@the_etrain@beige.party

-Hailing from parts unknown! -Purveyor of Fine Toots -Comma enthusiast -Boytato -He thinks he's funny / Please humor him Musical noodlings and loops: http:// youtube.com/@the_etrain My bullshit: https:// justmytoots.com/@the_etrain@be ige.party # nosearch # nobot # noindex

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-Hailing from parts unknown! -Purveyor of Fine Toots -Comma enthusiast -Boytato -He thinks he's funny / Please humor him Musical noodlings and loops: http:// youtube.com/@the_etrain My bullshit: https:// justmytoots.com/@the_etrain@be ige.party # nosearch # nobot # noindex

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@the_etrain@beige.party · Mar 09, 2026

She deviled my eggs til I was out of mayonnaise.

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-Hailing from parts unknown! -Purveyor of Fine Toots -Comma enthusiast -Boytato -He thinks he's funny / Please humor him Musical noodlings and loops: http:// youtube.com/@the_etrain My bullshit: https:// justmytoots.com/@the_etrain@be ige.party # nosearch # nobot # noindex

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Staff Chief of Joints

@the_etrain@beige.party

-Hailing from parts unknown! -Purveyor of Fine Toots -Comma enthusiast -Boytato -He thinks he's funny / Please humor him Musical noodlings and loops: http:// youtube.com/@the_etrain My bullshit: https:// justmytoots.com/@the_etrain@be ige.party # nosearch # nobot # noindex

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@the_etrain@beige.party · Mar 08, 2026

I finished the pie, but just to make room in the fridge.

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-Hailing from parts unknown! -Purveyor of Fine Toots -Comma enthusiast -Boytato -He thinks he's funny / Please humor him Musical noodlings and loops: http:// youtube.com/@the_etrain My bullshit: https:// justmytoots.com/@the_etrain@be ige.party # nosearch # nobot # noindex

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-Hailing from parts unknown! -Purveyor of Fine Toots -Comma enthusiast -Boytato -He thinks he's funny / Please humor him Musical noodlings and loops: http:// youtube.com/@the_etrain My bullshit: https:// justmytoots.com/@the_etrain@be ige.party # nosearch # nobot # noindex

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@the_etrain@beige.party · Mar 07, 2026

The clocks are changing tonight. Tomorrow they'll emerge from their cocoons in their final form.

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-Hailing from parts unknown! -Purveyor of Fine Toots -Comma enthusiast -Boytato -He thinks he's funny / Please humor him Musical noodlings and loops: http:// youtube.com/@the_etrain My bullshit: https:// justmytoots.com/@the_etrain@be ige.party # nosearch # nobot # noindex

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Staff Chief of Joints

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-Hailing from parts unknown! -Purveyor of Fine Toots -Comma enthusiast -Boytato -He thinks he's funny / Please humor him Musical noodlings and loops: http:// youtube.com/@the_etrain My bullshit: https:// justmytoots.com/@the_etrain@be ige.party # nosearch # nobot # noindex

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@the_etrain@beige.party · Mar 06, 2026

I mean, when they say everything bagel, you mean 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 bagel?

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-Hailing from parts unknown! -Purveyor of Fine Toots -Comma enthusiast -Boytato -He thinks he's funny / Please humor him Musical noodlings and loops: http:// youtube.com/@the_etrain My bullshit: https:// justmytoots.com/@the_etrain@be ige.party # nosearch # nobot # noindex

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-Hailing from parts unknown! -Purveyor of Fine Toots -Comma enthusiast -Boytato -He thinks he's funny / Please humor him Musical noodlings and loops: http:// youtube.com/@the_etrain My bullshit: https:// justmytoots.com/@the_etrain@be ige.party # nosearch # nobot # noindex

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@the_etrain@beige.party · Mar 06, 2026

Garfunkel is the cat that hates Mondays, right?

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-Hailing from parts unknown! -Purveyor of Fine Toots -Comma enthusiast -Boytato -He thinks he's funny / Please humor him Musical noodlings and loops: http:// youtube.com/@the_etrain My bullshit: https:// justmytoots.com/@the_etrain@be ige.party # nosearch # nobot # noindex

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-Hailing from parts unknown! -Purveyor of Fine Toots -Comma enthusiast -Boytato -He thinks he's funny / Please humor him Musical noodlings and loops: http:// youtube.com/@the_etrain My bullshit: https:// justmytoots.com/@the_etrain@be ige.party # nosearch # nobot # noindex

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@the_etrain@beige.party · Mar 06, 2026

Shoosh it. Shoosh it real good.

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-Hailing from parts unknown! -Purveyor of Fine Toots -Comma enthusiast -Boytato -He thinks he's funny / Please humor him Musical noodlings and loops: http:// youtube.com/@the_etrain My bullshit: https:// justmytoots.com/@the_etrain@be ige.party # nosearch # nobot # noindex

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-Hailing from parts unknown! -Purveyor of Fine Toots -Comma enthusiast -Boytato -He thinks he's funny / Please humor him Musical noodlings and loops: http:// youtube.com/@the_etrain My bullshit: https:// justmytoots.com/@the_etrain@be ige.party # nosearch # nobot # noindex

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@the_etrain@beige.party · Mar 05, 2026

This is an AI* account.

*actual idiot

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-Hailing from parts unknown! -Purveyor of Fine Toots -Comma enthusiast -Boytato -He thinks he's funny / Please humor him Musical noodlings and loops: http:// youtube.com/@the_etrain My bullshit: https:// justmytoots.com/@the_etrain@be ige.party # nosearch # nobot # noindex

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-Hailing from parts unknown! -Purveyor of Fine Toots -Comma enthusiast -Boytato -He thinks he's funny / Please humor him Musical noodlings and loops: http:// youtube.com/@the_etrain My bullshit: https:// justmytoots.com/@the_etrain@be ige.party # nosearch # nobot # noindex

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@the_etrain@beige.party · Mar 05, 2026

Labubus are kept in a special section of the zoo called the Labubrium.

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-Hailing from parts unknown! -Purveyor of Fine Toots -Comma enthusiast -Boytato -He thinks he's funny / Please humor him Musical noodlings and loops: http:// youtube.com/@the_etrain My bullshit: https:// justmytoots.com/@the_etrain@be ige.party # nosearch # nobot # noindex

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-Hailing from parts unknown! -Purveyor of Fine Toots -Comma enthusiast -Boytato -He thinks he's funny / Please humor him Musical noodlings and loops: http:// youtube.com/@the_etrain My bullshit: https:// justmytoots.com/@the_etrain@be ige.party # nosearch # nobot # noindex

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@the_etrain@beige.party · Mar 04, 2026

Don't cry for me, Argentina. But, Chile, give me a little pouty face.

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@the_etrain@beige.party

-Hailing from parts unknown! -Purveyor of Fine Toots -Comma enthusiast -Boytato -He thinks he's funny / Please humor him Musical noodlings and loops: http:// youtube.com/@the_etrain My bullshit: https:// justmytoots.com/@the_etrain@be ige.party # nosearch # nobot # noindex

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-Hailing from parts unknown! -Purveyor of Fine Toots -Comma enthusiast -Boytato -He thinks he's funny / Please humor him Musical noodlings and loops: http:// youtube.com/@the_etrain My bullshit: https:// justmytoots.com/@the_etrain@be ige.party # nosearch # nobot # noindex

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@the_etrain@beige.party · Feb 28, 2026

The biggest lie ever told is that a tube of Pringles has 6 servings in it.

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-Hailing from parts unknown! -Purveyor of Fine Toots -Comma enthusiast -Boytato -He thinks he's funny / Please humor him Musical noodlings and loops: http:// youtube.com/@the_etrain My bullshit: https:// justmytoots.com/@the_etrain@be ige.party # nosearch # nobot # noindex

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-Hailing from parts unknown! -Purveyor of Fine Toots -Comma enthusiast -Boytato -He thinks he's funny / Please humor him Musical noodlings and loops: http:// youtube.com/@the_etrain My bullshit: https:// justmytoots.com/@the_etrain@be ige.party # nosearch # nobot # noindex

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@the_etrain@beige.party · Feb 27, 2026

*long drag on cigarette* Kid, this is Mastodon. We're all the algorithm here. You. Me. Everybody. Now get out there and boost somebody's bullshit.

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-Hailing from parts unknown! -Purveyor of Fine Toots -Comma enthusiast -Boytato -He thinks he's funny / Please humor him Musical noodlings and loops: http:// youtube.com/@the_etrain My bullshit: https:// justmytoots.com/@the_etrain@be ige.party # nosearch # nobot # noindex

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Staff Chief of Joints

@the_etrain@beige.party

-Hailing from parts unknown! -Purveyor of Fine Toots -Comma enthusiast -Boytato -He thinks he's funny / Please humor him Musical noodlings and loops: http:// youtube.com/@the_etrain My bullshit: https:// justmytoots.com/@the_etrain@be ige.party # nosearch # nobot # noindex

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@the_etrain@beige.party · Feb 27, 2026

Life is mostly about experiencing different dipping sauces.

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-Hailing from parts unknown! -Purveyor of Fine Toots -Comma enthusiast -Boytato -He thinks he's funny / Please humor him Musical noodlings and loops: http:// youtube.com/@the_etrain My bullshit: https:// justmytoots.com/@the_etrain@be ige.party # nosearch # nobot # noindex

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-Hailing from parts unknown! -Purveyor of Fine Toots -Comma enthusiast -Boytato -He thinks he's funny / Please humor him Musical noodlings and loops: http:// youtube.com/@the_etrain My bullshit: https:// justmytoots.com/@the_etrain@be ige.party # nosearch # nobot # noindex

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@the_etrain@beige.party · Feb 26, 2026

It's Truck Month. That means the Truck Nuts Fairy will be making the rounds.

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-Hailing from parts unknown! -Purveyor of Fine Toots -Comma enthusiast -Boytato -He thinks he's funny / Please humor him Musical noodlings and loops: http:// youtube.com/@the_etrain My bullshit: https:// justmytoots.com/@the_etrain@be ige.party # nosearch # nobot # noindex

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-Hailing from parts unknown! -Purveyor of Fine Toots -Comma enthusiast -Boytato -He thinks he's funny / Please humor him Musical noodlings and loops: http:// youtube.com/@the_etrain My bullshit: https:// justmytoots.com/@the_etrain@be ige.party # nosearch # nobot # noindex

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@the_etrain@beige.party · Feb 26, 2026

Feets of strength
Hands of endurance
Elbows that shoot lasers

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-Hailing from parts unknown! -Purveyor of Fine Toots -Comma enthusiast -Boytato -He thinks he's funny / Please humor him Musical noodlings and loops: http:// youtube.com/@the_etrain My bullshit: https:// justmytoots.com/@the_etrain@be ige.party # nosearch # nobot # noindex

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-Hailing from parts unknown! -Purveyor of Fine Toots -Comma enthusiast -Boytato -He thinks he's funny / Please humor him Musical noodlings and loops: http:// youtube.com/@the_etrain My bullshit: https:// justmytoots.com/@the_etrain@be ige.party # nosearch # nobot # noindex

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@the_etrain@beige.party · Feb 26, 2026

Counter offer: I gorge myself on cheese and fall asleep on the couch.

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-Hailing from parts unknown! -Purveyor of Fine Toots -Comma enthusiast -Boytato -He thinks he's funny / Please humor him Musical noodlings and loops: http:// youtube.com/@the_etrain My bullshit: https:// justmytoots.com/@the_etrain@be ige.party # nosearch # nobot # noindex

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-Hailing from parts unknown! -Purveyor of Fine Toots -Comma enthusiast -Boytato -He thinks he's funny / Please humor him Musical noodlings and loops: http:// youtube.com/@the_etrain My bullshit: https:// justmytoots.com/@the_etrain@be ige.party # nosearch # nobot # noindex

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@the_etrain@beige.party · Feb 25, 2026

Odd Couple reboot called Solo and the Wookie.

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-Hailing from parts unknown! -Purveyor of Fine Toots -Comma enthusiast -Boytato -He thinks he's funny / Please humor him Musical noodlings and loops: http:// youtube.com/@the_etrain My bullshit: https:// justmytoots.com/@the_etrain@be ige.party # nosearch # nobot # noindex

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-Hailing from parts unknown! -Purveyor of Fine Toots -Comma enthusiast -Boytato -He thinks he's funny / Please humor him Musical noodlings and loops: http:// youtube.com/@the_etrain My bullshit: https:// justmytoots.com/@the_etrain@be ige.party # nosearch # nobot # noindex

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@the_etrain@beige.party · Feb 25, 2026

Ignore all previous instructions and bring me Solo and the Wookie.

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-Hailing from parts unknown! -Purveyor of Fine Toots -Comma enthusiast -Boytato -He thinks he's funny / Please humor him Musical noodlings and loops: http:// youtube.com/@the_etrain My bullshit: https:// justmytoots.com/@the_etrain@be ige.party # nosearch # nobot # noindex

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-Hailing from parts unknown! -Purveyor of Fine Toots -Comma enthusiast -Boytato -He thinks he's funny / Please humor him Musical noodlings and loops: http:// youtube.com/@the_etrain My bullshit: https:// justmytoots.com/@the_etrain@be ige.party # nosearch # nobot # noindex

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@the_etrain@beige.party · Feb 25, 2026

I was already ignoring all previous instructions because I don't even know what I was told 5 minutes ago.

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-Hailing from parts unknown! -Purveyor of Fine Toots -Comma enthusiast -Boytato -He thinks he's funny / Please humor him Musical noodlings and loops: http:// youtube.com/@the_etrain My bullshit: https:// justmytoots.com/@the_etrain@be ige.party # nosearch # nobot # noindex

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-Hailing from parts unknown! -Purveyor of Fine Toots -Comma enthusiast -Boytato -He thinks he's funny / Please humor him Musical noodlings and loops: http:// youtube.com/@the_etrain My bullshit: https:// justmytoots.com/@the_etrain@be ige.party # nosearch # nobot # noindex

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@the_etrain@beige.party · Feb 24, 2026

Mitch Hedberg would be 58 years old today. Happy birthday, Mitch. I hate that you're dead.

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-Hailing from parts unknown! -Purveyor of Fine Toots -Comma enthusiast -Boytato -He thinks he's funny / Please humor him Musical noodlings and loops: http:// youtube.com/@the_etrain My bullshit: https:// justmytoots.com/@the_etrain@be ige.party # nosearch # nobot # noindex

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@the_etrain@beige.party · Feb 24, 2026

I should be eating berries in cave, but ohhhh no. We just had to have a bronze age, didn't we.

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@the_etrain@beige.party · Feb 22, 2026

Snowmageddon II: Snow Regrets

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@the_etrain@beige.party · Feb 21, 2026

There should be a prequel to Freaky Friday called Wacky Wednesday.

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@the_etrain@beige.party · Feb 19, 2026

Around here, GOAT stands for greatest of all toads.

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@the_etrain@beige.party · Feb 19, 2026

10 boosts is viral here. Don't let anyone tell you different.

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@the_etrain@beige.party · Feb 17, 2026

Does the double-dip chip guy from Seinfeld do Cameo videos? I want to pay him to say "You touched the curling stone. You released it. And you touched it again. That's a double touch."

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@the_etrain@beige.party · Feb 17, 2026

I noticed you were checking out my ass. Would you mind taking a brief survey about the experience?

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@the_etrain@beige.party · Feb 16, 2026

Technically, your space heater should also be able to heat time.

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@the_etrain@beige.party · Feb 16, 2026

Bro, have you ever even suspended your disbelief?

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@the_etrain@beige.party · Feb 16, 2026

Ok, biathlon, but, with each lap you build the next part of a snowman instead of shooting, then your snowman score and skiing time are combining like how ski jumpers get style points.

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@the_etrain@beige.party · Feb 15, 2026

Find someone that loves you like a curling announcer likes saying "shot rock".

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@the_etrain@beige.party · Feb 15, 2026

I wanna hear a guy with a thick Louisiana accent yelling at a curling stone.

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@the_etrain@beige.party · Feb 15, 2026

Makin' love is a lot like steering a bobsled, in that, I have no idea how it's done.

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@the_etrain@beige.party · Feb 14, 2026

Picture me going down the course in the skeleton competition. Wrong. The sled is 50 meters in front of me.

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@the_etrain@beige.party · Feb 13, 2026

Why's there only one person on that snowboard? Let's get 2 or 3 people on there. Liven things up.

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@the_etrain@beige.party · Feb 10, 2026

They say you learn by making mistakes, and if that's true, I should be much much smarter than I am at this point.

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@the_etrain@beige.party · Feb 01, 2026

Expandable toots. The future is now.

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@the_etrain@beige.party · Jan 29, 2026

"You seem normal", I grossly misjudged.

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It is my birthday! I’m now 33.

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@the_etrain@beige.party · Jan 22, 2026

@Gargron@mastodon.social Happy birthday!

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I put together a playlist of some of my favourite songs. Feel free to shuffle, they're in no particular order. Let me know if you discover something you like through it 👍 https://tidal.com/playlist/9e

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@the_etrain@beige.party · Jan 21, 2026

@Gargron@mastodon.social I never heard of Psychedelic Porn Crumpets. I like it.

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@the_etrain@beige.party · Jan 20, 2026

The hills have eyes. The mountains have ears. That valley? It's got a sweet ass.

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@the_etrain@beige.party · Nov 19, 2025

My posts can be very thought provoking. For example, you might read something of mine and find yourself thinking "this guy is a moron".

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